On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Awful As Seen On TV Products – The Pee Putter | 1:58.346 |
| The Style Screamer | 5:16.354 |
| Cat Gets Stuck In The Lamp | 11:17.802 |
| Profile Of Gay Toxic Slam Pig | 15:07.903 |
| Chris Chan Is Back To Sing The Hits | 21:09.674 |
| An Erotic Tale Of Genital Cheese Crumbles | 23:33.509 |
| Step Up To The Sideshow! SuperFreakSideshow.Com | 27:31.247 |
| Getting Racist Of Tomato Thickness | 28:59.359 |
| Smoked Herself Dead In A Tanning Bed | 32:12.313 |
| Cicada Piss Keep Dropping On My Face | 35:56.507 |
| Voicemails 206-66-OHGOD / Ending | 38:30.627 |
