On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Meade Now Hates Women On Horses | 2:51.164 |
| Crackhead Just Trying To Shit At Taco Bell | 10:28.565 |
| Black Woman Leaves Angry Voicemail To Popeyes | 14:17.404 |
| Pork Faggots Commercials | 15:33.635 |
| Tripping On Acid, Hunting For Poon | 20:57.438 |
| Support The Show! Sign Up For The Sideshow | 23:58.675 |
| Would-Be Rapist Loses Dick | 25:07.839 |
| Masking The Smel Of Corpose With Air Freshners | 29:36.071 |
| Pansexual Sex Doll Marriage And Divorce | 36:29.250 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 40:57.111 |
