On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Fat Midget Pedophile Gets Busted | 4:28.509 |
| This Ain’t The Golden Girls Porn Parody | 12:05.380 |
| The UAW Has A Song About Sexual Assault For You | 23:10.646 |
| Vince Neil Fucks Up Another Performance | 26:55.840 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! superfreaksideshow.com | 29:05.538 |
| Dong Drone Of Doom | 31:05.192 |
| Trump Guy Poops On Biden Supporters Lawn | 38:05.267 |
| The Dry Scoop Challenge Almost Killed An Influencer / Cam Whore | 40:59.842 |
| 206-666-4463 / Ending | 47:31.491 |
