On Today’s Show –
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Street Preacher Prays For Timmyboo | 1:53.632 |
| What’s The Deaf Person Saying? | 11:29.000 |
| Chicken Mcfreakout | 16:29.208 |
| The Electrosluts | 21:13.053 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow | 23:28.000 |
| The Slip And Slide Of Shit | 25:15.350 |
| Let’s Make Jeff Bezos Eat A Priceless Work Of Art | 29:06.747 |
| When The “Stuck” Fetish Gets Too Real | 34:39.528 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:53.485 |
