On Today’s Show –
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Introducing Lord Douche’s New Car | 2:47.186 |
| Ear Licking ASMR | 13:55.064 |
| The Upcoming Horror / Thriller Film – “Karen” | 19:13.414 |
| Gay Pride Bashing Sermon | 23:03.563 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 27:38.106 |
| Surgery On The Wrong Veiny Testicle | 28:45.319 |
| After Giving Bith To 10 Kids, Mom Goes Insane | 33:39.102 |
| A Billion Dollar Bank Error | 37:38.209 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:44.344 |
