On Today’s Show –
| Introduction | 0:00.866 |
| Even The Business News Channel Is Trashy | 3:31.704 |
| First Came Blow Fly Girl. Now: Blow Fly Boy | 7:08.833 |
| Courtroom Outburst / Freak Out | 15:47.839 |
| Frenchman Trying To Sing Eglish Song | 20:57.042 |
| Zoom Meeting Introductions Go Wrong | 22:58.543 |
| Popstar Nima Is Back As a School Girl | WATCH | 24:59.542 |
| Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow | 27:09.793 |
| Add One To Chris Brown’s Greatest Hits | 29:19.074 |
| Redneck Rave Ends Predictably | 33:15.195 |
| What The Hell Is In Subway Subs? | 36:57.822 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
