On Today’s Show
| Sponsor: Adam And Eve! Promo Code – FREAK | 0:00.000 |
| Introduction | 1:34.992 |
| Zuckked! I’m In Facebook Jail | 3:23.630 |
| Devon Hates Facebook Too! | 6:33.741 |
| Burping Girl With Tranny Baby Fever Hates Social Media | 8:11.349 |
| Camp Woke Sounds Like The Worst Way To Spend A Summer | 9:52.391 |
| Bohemian Nickelbacksody | 16:30.507 |
| Urethra Sealing With Crazy Glue | 19:13.104 |
| Titanic: The Erotica Novella (Featuring Dr. Phil) | 24:01.246 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 28:16.583 |
| Homicidal Toddler In Florida | 29:57.854 |
| Spear Through The Hearts Of Your Serpent Spawn | 33:04.355 |
| Marrying The Man Who Killed Your Brother* | 37:58.365 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:36.869 |
