On Today’s ShowVoicemail:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| DV Cartoons: Gooney Tunes | 1:28.258 |
| From One Youtube Loser To Another | 6:44.157 |
| Incel Rejects All Genitalia From A Certain Generation | 10:10.035 |
| Please Stand For Our National Anthem | 12:56.505 |
| Ball Sucking Or Sleep Apnea? You Decide | 14:37.413 |
| Turning A Butthole Into A Front Hole | 16:01.675 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 25:10.131 |
| The Bean Bandit Is Making A Mess Of One Town | 26:19.598 |
| Kidney Beans In The Urethra | 30:06.169 |
| Tipping Your Cam Girls $13 Million | 34:40.821 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:47.814 |
