On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Test Of Patience | 0:23.070 |
| Sorry About That Richard Simmons Test Of Patience | 8:26.168 |
| Onlyfans “Model” Cries About Getting A Real Job | 10:34.456 |
| Erotic Wrestling – Jigoo: The Next Generation? | 14:53.607 |
| Woman Butts Into A Police DWI Stop | 19:50.389 |
| Gay Power Bottom But Also A Fist Top | 25:07.250 |
| Support DV! | 27:36.619 |
| Meade Update: He Hates Bugs | 28:42.241 |
| Penis Chop Is Just a Bad Way To Try And Commit Suicide | 31:48.932 |
| Shooing A Public Masturbator With A Mop | 36:39.701 |
| Chucking That Wang At The Police | 39:17.999 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:14.588 |
