On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Meade Skelton Is Out Of Retirement | 1:56.808 |
| Annoying Vegan Youtuber | 14:06.318 |
| Youtard “Apologizes” To Black Women | 15:43.812 |
| Shot Up Timmy-Boo Gets A Shout Out | 19:33.671 |
| New Sexuality Terms From Tik Tokker | 22:36.121 |
| Support Distorted View! SuperFreakSideshow.Com | 28:56.084 |
| Man Marries A Different Kind Of Butt Hole | 30:28.949 |
| Uploading Shrek Porn To Anti-Abortion Narc Site | 35:11.480 |
| Spaghetti Sauce Assault | 40:32.043 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 44:00.671 |
