On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| American Vs. British Vs. Australian Words | 1:43.294 |
| Beat Box Battle | 7:42.803 |
| Aged Urine Vaporizer | 10:53.381 |
| Growling Airplane Meltdown | 17:45.469 |
| Showdown At The BK | 20:50.531 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow | 24:44.853 |
| Crashing A Police Standoff | 26:39.044 |
| Guess What Happened To A COVID-19 Denier? | 29:20.890 |
| How Not To Persuade TSA ToLet You On A Plane | 37:55.313 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 40:03.647 |
