On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Tim Henson – Tastemaker | 1:48.695 |
| Glitter And Lube In One Easy To Insert Pussy Pill | 3:06.133 |
| A Card Game For Relationship In Turmoil | 7:16.698 |
| A Shitting Turtle For Your Little One To Play With | 16:08.490 |
| Streamer Admits To Crypto Scam | 18:05.455 |
| Christian Bikini Police Is Also A Rapper | 20:47.834 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get More DV! | 26:59.792 |
| Poop Smearing Roomba No More! | 27:52.140 |
| Man “Swallows” Big Fat Old Phone | 34:45.161 |
| Coughing Caren Gets Canned | 37:27.669 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:51.470 |
