On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Hookup Apps Worst Feature | 1:34.375 |
| ABBA Is Back, Baby | 9:41.119 |
| Dumb TikTok Girl Compares Her Life To Gabby Petito | 13:57.126 |
| Bubble Tea Is Black Appropriation? | 19:40.703 |
| Harassing A Shitting Student | 22:06.911 |
| Faking Mental Illness For Fun And Clout | 23:48.112 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! | 26:09.672 |
| Mother/Daughter Backyard Butt Butchers | 27:23.365 |
| Using A Pipe Bomb To Blow Up Bad Words | 32:38.049 |
| Televangelists Rasing Money For Planes | 38:21.464 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:53.751 |
