On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Your Cardboard Heart Cover / DV Theme | 1:42.985 |
| Sissy Pissy Boy | 8:54.633 |
| Jesse Lee Peterson Admits To Being A BETA MALE | 13:58.843 |
| Burping Girl | 19:06.827 |
| Horny Women Are Best According To Youtard | 20:06.817 |
| Dr. Phil Is Selling Mobile Fame Games On His Show | 21:29.411 |
| Support DV! Become A Member Of The Sideshow! | 26:12.290 |
| Monkeybating That Chimp Dick With A Makeshift Fleshlight | 27:53.132 |
| Dinosaur Flag Or Pedophile Pride Paraphernalia | 32:48.235 |
| A Shaman Burned Down Half California WIth Bear Pee | 36:43.664 |
| 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:43.196 |
