On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The Mormon Sexual Loophole Called Soaking | 2:40.691 |
| Public Access Archives: The Teddy Bear Club Show | 8:40.838 |
| Tiktard Country Mom | 13:59.875 |
| More Fake Multiple Personality TikTards | 17:33.167 |
| Vanilla Ice Reminds You To Stay Cool, But Not TOO COOL | 21:39.778 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 24:33.576 |
| Restless Asshole | 25:40.723 |
| Searching For Youself | 30:41.730 |
| Meat Sweats – Smokehouse Fashion | 33:08.375 |
| Art Theft! A Priceless Dumpty Has Gone Missing | 35:54.862 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 37:30.531 |
