On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Small Things I Hate In A Big Way | 2:05.140 |
| Meade Skelton Vs. Math | 5:36.123 |
| Free Speech Auditor Makes The News! | 10:17.862 |
| Breaking News: The Cumpocalypse Cumtinues | 16:26.838 |
| Trans Woman Misgendered At A Sonic Drive Thru | 21:02.488 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 30:13.384 |
| Motion Detector Racist Speakers | 31:05.834 |
| Man Tries To Blow Up Amazon | 36:48.617 |
| White Men In Afros – That’s A Firin’ | 39:04.639 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:47.202 |
