On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Test Of Patience Talk | 3:46.129 |
| Those Mentos Musicians Gave It Their All | 8:20.201 |
| Male Lactation Tips And Trickles | 10:09.785 |
| Incel Hitting On Women | 15:06.019 |
| A Different Kind of Coming Out Video | 17:54.645 |
| When You Donate Too Much Sperm | 28:50.326 |
| Lesbian Cop Drama | 34:11.142 |
| Pussy Lasers | 36:59.751 |
