On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| How Does The Porn Industry Make Money | 2:28.859 |
| Manure Fetish | 5:57.201 |
| English Speaking Scat | 11:11.007 |
| Gagging Palate Cleanser | 14:24.780 |
| Pee Pee’s Big Adventure | 14:59.260 |
| Airplane Freakout On A Headset Mic | 21:53.166 |
| Bearded Woman Wants A Refund | 24:55.621 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow | 27:36.580 |
| Pervert’s Defense: Bad Eyesight | 28:50.931 |
| Vulgar License Plate Crackdown | 33:04.609 |
| A Smart Erection Tracker | 36:13.968 |
| 206-667-4463 Call Me! / Ending | 41:22.490 |
