On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Motel Living With Our Favorite BBW Trans Girls | 2:17.322 |
| Christian Broadcasting’s War On Halloween | 10:28.690 |
| Negativland Loves Teri Pope | 19:48.241 |
| More Insensitive Commercials | 22:47.926 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! | 26:10.178 |
| Unisex Condoms Are Here! | 27:39.983 |
| Mole Removal Gone Horribly Right | 32:54.295 |
| Florida Man And Mannequin Drove Around With A Live Grenade | 37:01.072 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:31.900 |
