On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Fake Mental Disorder Clips | 2:00.869 |
| Mental Illness Genders | 4:43.715 |
| Switching Personalities In Mid-Interview | 6:45.384 |
| Taste Testing With Your Entire DID System | 10:01.346 |
| When Your Multiple Personalities Respect Your 9-5 Job | 13:14.544 |
| Acquiring New Tourettes Tics | 15:59.256 |
| Tranny Burping Fever | 19:12.787 |
| Timmyboo Gets Some Phone Sex | 20:54.099 |
| Antivaxxers Are Organized And Angry | 22:24.277 |
| Support Distorted View! | 27:12.783 |
| Trump / The Corpse Of JFK Jr. 2024! | 28:33.058 |
| The Ketchup Is Too Damn Sexy | 35:09.057 |
| Teacher Of The Year Winner Busted Up A Student’s Nose | 39:04.309 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:37.582 |
