On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The Dollar General Capital Of The World | 1:27.122 |
| Mother Henson Update – She’s Senile | 5:44.578 |
| Travis Scott – It’s A Great Tragedy | 8:12.246 |
| Christian Music For The Troubled Marriage | 15:07.108 |
| Queer Comedy Showcase | 17:47.616 |
| Trying To Kick Out Your Boyfriend | 23:03.610 |
| Gender Fae? | 26:07.805 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 28:15.443 |
| Elon Musk – Edge Lord | 29:33.827 |
| Psycho Dominatrix Phlebotomist Murderer | 32:23.000 |
| The Dead Deer Diddler | 37:41.750 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 41:25.014 |
