On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Adventures In Extreme Cuckolding | 1:43.741 |
| Crazy Feminist Author Has No Idea What She Is Talking About | 14:13.341 |
| Youtard Simping For Arianna Grande | 21:23.023 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 25:48.904 |
| Bitchy Highschool Girl Goes For The Hard R | 27:08.899 |
| Steal Whatever You Want! | 33:02.975 |
| Borax Gets The Liquified Computers Out Of Your Bloodstream | 39:10.604 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 44:32.389 |
