On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| More Idiots Showing Up Outisde The Kyle Rittenhouse Trial | 2:34.335 |
| Bad Commercial Alert: Medicare Martha | 6:32.250 |
| The Triforce Of Prolapse | 12:42.856 |
| Calling The Cops Over Cold French Fries | 16:03.426 |
| A Vegan Dog Food Activist Sings! | 22:13.341 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! | 26:10.153 |
| Sex Offenders Want A Rebrand | 27:32.030 |
| Banned From The Food Buffet | 30:56.944 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 37:32.108 |
