On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Good To Be Back! | 2:37.591 |
| Meade Skelton Thinks Pretty People Produce Glorious Shits | 3:18.001 |
| IRL Streamer Gets Trolled At A Bar | 10:29.717 |
| Painful National Anthem | 15:25.155 |
| When You Leave A Sexy Voicemail To The Wrong Person | 17:55.189 |
| Livestreaming A Domestic Situation | 21:32.008 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 25:19.607 |
| A Gun Went Off Inside A Woman’s Vagina | 26:41.753 |
| Getting The Church’s Clarification On Incest | 31:06.031 |
| Stripping For The Elderly And Grabbing Testicles | 36:14.056 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:13.851 |
