On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| 1000 Pound Sister Update | 1:48.307 |
| Tapping A Cows Stomach To Let Out The Farts | 12:12.835 |
| Let’s Switch Up The Racism! Black People Hate Whites | 16:13.237 |
| A Surstromming Puke A Thon | 22:09.941 |
| Become A True And Honorable Freak Today | 25:48.738 |
| Human Skin Leather – Another PETA Stunt | 27:10.301 |
| Banning Greeting Cards With Monkeys Depicted | 29:53.910 |
| Don’t Load Ammunition Into The Toaster Oven | 32:25.169 |
| Botched Laser Treatment Leaves Woman Disfigured | 34:36.469 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 37:49.777 |
