On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Banging A Rotissere Chicken | 1:52.679 |
| Nosey Bitch Brought Down An Entire Human Trafficking Ring (In Her Mind) | 7:56.301 |
| A Panty Sniffing Experience | 15:17.878 |
| Wiping Your Genitals With Kitty Litter | 21:22.184 |
| Support Distorted View! | 24:11.662 |
| Judge Let’s The N Word Slip | 25:14.182 |
| When Your Lady Hole Closes Itself Up For Business | 30:05.384 |
| Flushing Our Monkey Future Problems Down The Drain | 34:19.890 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 37:18.188 |
