On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Deals, Promo Codes, And Christmas | 2:46.365 |
| Neighbors Vs. Loud Autistic Child | 6:18.530 |
| Crazy Jealous Racist Ex-Boyfriend | 12:58.869 |
| Man Not Pleased With His Pregnancy Waffles | 15:27.619 |
| Demi Lovato Meets A Sexually Abused Ghost | 18:30.076 |
| Support Distorted View! | 27:21.080 |
| Panty Face Masks Don’t Fly | 27:50.319 |
| Sex With A Hundred Corpses | 33:29.357 |
| Chinese Bank Transfer Made Easy With Biometrics | 38:06.747 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:58.776 |
