On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| I’ve Got The Christmas Fever! | 3:20.759 |
| Tanning Your Butthole | 6:42.988 |
| An Entire Cul De Sac Vs. Crazy Veronica | 13:39.683 |
| Fake Mental Disorders Keep Getting Stranger | 17:44.051 |
| The Color Purple Sings A Song | 21:09.618 |
| Kenneth Copeland Vs. His Colon : Remix Brothers! Watch Here! | 22:59.979 |
| Support Distorted View | 24:42.016 |
| Pornhub Stats For 2021 | 26:25.321 |
| Monkey Future Update: Puppy Genocide | 30:22.640 |
| Magic 5G Protection Amulet Is Actually Radioactive | 34:47.979 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:57.947 |
