On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The Wellness Vlogger Scam | 2:03.886 |
| Channeling Alien Light Beings | 6:07.781 |
| The Alien Light Beings Who Marketed At Bottled Water | 15:38.754 |
| Child Has A Roblox Style Meltdown | 18:20.272 |
| Man Child Keeps His Mommy Up With Loud Music | 20:26.059 |
| Mom Finds Sons Dick Lotion And Sex Toy | 24:28.391 |
| Support DV – Become A Sideshow Member! | 26:14.313 |
| Foot Locker Employee Nuts In The Shoes | 27:52.848 |
| Historically Inaccurate Sex With Hitler | 31:30.211 |
| How Sex In The City Has Mutilated One Man’s Penis | 35:38.419 |
| Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:10.088 |
