On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Tiny Tim: Woman Hating Drunk With A Bladder Control Problem | 2:30.890 |
| The 1970’s Broadway Musical All About Sex | 7:50.375 |
| Using Your Fake Disorder To Nab Some Sympathy Donations | 12:24.461 |
| When You and Your Multiple Personalities Are Trans | 16:02.198 |
| A Teenager’s Fake Adult Persona Is Posting Thirst Traps | 18:24.429 |
| More Nazi Parades In The US | 20:49.904 |
| The Inbred Family Went On A Shopping Spree | 23:21.111 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! SuperFreakSideshow.com | 27:52.109 |
| Woman Finds A Naked Man Living In Her Car | 29:10.357 |
| Pastor Organizes A Book Burning Event To Send Evil Harry Potter To Hell | 33:24.878 |
| Spongebob Square Pants: Toddler-Killing Supernatural Mastermind | 39:20.008 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:55.206 |
