On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Check Out PhoneLosers.Org | 4:01.854 |
| Stumbling And Bumbling With Stocks And Bitcoin | 4:36.808 |
| The Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee That Had And Lost Billions Of Dollars | 7:38.800 |
| Unwanted Bumping Of Pixels | 13:04.905 |
| Harassing People In Second Life | 14:27.268 |
| One Sad Virgins List Of Top 5 Cartoon Characters He Wants To Have Sex With | 22:43.806 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! superfreaksideshow.com | 28:52.131 |
| Mashing Up Your Penis In A Pestle | 30:17.136 |
| Threatening To Drop An Ass Bomb | 34:17.044 |
| Now We’re Trying To Cancel The Rock | 36:43.951 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 44:47.118 |

