On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| My Painful Shits And Irritated Butt Hole | 2:09.155 |
| Playing Lost Ark / RPG Games Ridiculous Quests | 5:54.590 |
| Thursday Lane Is Back! | 11:05.126 |
| Church Of Gail Made Love To Satan And Jesus | 14:48.543 |
| Female Showdown In A Florida Parking Lot | 18:34.396 |
| Female Showdown At A Wendy’s Drive Thru | 20:53.000 |
| Crazy Bitch Has A History Of Causing Trouble With Her Awful Screeching Voice | 24:23.539 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 28:10.596 |
| Newest Trend: Eyeball Mucus Fishing | 29:37.613 |
| Psycho Boyfriend Made His Girlfriend Wear Socks In The Bathtub | 35:27.413 |
| Neuro-Linked Q-Anon Follower Married Biden’s Trans Daughter | 37:31.893 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:56.825 |
