On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Owning Slaves On The Blockchain | 2:20.839 |
| Meat Eaters Caused 9/11 | 7:07.000 |
| RIP Lvl80CatLady | 14:27.972 |
| Support DV! | 23:06.362 |
| Brazilian Buttlift Bonanza! | 23:23.304 |
| A Drunken, Naked, Pukey Brawl At Disney World | 28:06.952 |
| Ass Pumped, Dumped, And Dead | 32:54.512 |
| Drunk Driivng On A Motorized Suitcase | 34:56.306 |
| Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:18.349 |
