On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| LVL80CatLady Memorial Update | 2:36.989 |
| DJ Plantation Spits Some Stanky Doodle Dandy Rhymes | 4:46.741 |
| Pastor Phil On Panties, Pedo’s, And Muslims | 10:56.000 |
| Michelle Duggar Is On Placenta Patrol | 15:58.106 |
| A Duggar Husband Tries To Rap | 21:23.284 |
| Weird Voicemail | 23:33.002 |
| Support Distorted View Daily! | 26:36.983 |
| Olympic Athlete Suffers From Frozen Penis | 28:30.010 |
| Dollar Store Rat Infestation | 32:04.399 |
| Amputation A La Circular Saw | 37:24.342 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:38.362 |
