On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Hollywood Actors Will Stop The War In Ukraine | 1:49.856 |
| Gimp Nasty Gets Busy | 7:57.556 |
| The Awful Ladies Of Female Dating Strategy | 18:00.841 |
| Support Distorted View! | 26:11.326 |
| A Celebrity Big Brother Shitter | 27:29.842 |
| Injecting Blood Into Grocery Store Food | 31:52.606 |
| Man Put His Penis In The Dick Drawer | 36:00.792 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:18.438 |
