On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Let’s Play: Where Is Tim Going With This? | 1:54.257 |
| The LGBT Crew Will F Up Your S | 6:36.189 |
| Sperm Swallowing Demon Is Living In Your Throat | 9:07.000 |
| Dollar General Freakout Part 819 | 18:30.866 |
| Plastic Surgery Nightmare Fuel – The Music Video | 23:13.810 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! Support DV | 26:57.500 |
| Nostril Dentata | 28:36.399 |
| Shit Sniffing Contract Work | 33:19.897 |
| Hit And Run And Make Love (To A Corpse) | 37:41.875 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:49.336 |
