On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| CPAP Smears And Strokes | 1:35.136 |
| The Annoying Pro-Fat Ladies Of Tiktok | 4:23.181 |
| Watermelon Hole Lover With A Huge Sack | 14:58.142 |
| Pedophile From The Future Encourages Stalking And Harassment | 19:15.976 |
| Heavy Metal Preaching | 23:08.842 |
| Get More DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow | 25:19.824 |
| A Subway Shit Smearing | 26:55.660 |
| Vladimir Putin Is Doing Poop Tests | 31:51.169 |
| Black Widow Spider Bites A Man’s Penis | 35:45.161 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:26.140 |
