On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| A Second Hole Store For Your Sex Toy | 1:45.504 |
| Semen Windshield Wiper Head Gear | 8:22.881 |
| A Vegan Singers Song About All The Meat We Poop | 12:07.795 |
| The Real Victims Of The War In Ukraine: Animals | 13:23.198 |
| White Girl Getting Arrested For Drunk Driving | 15:49.804 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 26:17.499 |
| Causing Mass Panic At A Walmart | 27:37.801 |
| An Update On The Subway Shit Smearer | 30:54.633 |
| Police Officer Confiscates Drugs, Does Them All | 35:00.960 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:29.419 |
