On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Gross 1960’s Foods / A Chunky Funky Soda | 2:22.878 |
| Bitch Mom’s Are On TikTok Nagging Their Kids | 9:02.281 |
| Leaf Blowers Featured In Pornography | 15:23.376 |
| The Youtube Pussy Hound Returns | 17:53.253 |
| Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer? | 21:32.612 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get More DV | 25:02.595 |
| Blaming Putin For You Speeding | 26:46.912 |
| A Toilet Worthy Of A Heavy Metal God | 30:37.551 |
| An AI Chatbot Saved A Marriage | 34:33.931 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:45.082 |
