On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Tim Recites 16th Century Literature | 2:40.936 |
| A Member Of The Trucker Convoy Breaks It Down For Us | 4:07.739 |
| Remembering Meade’s Enema | 8:21.895 |
| Meade’s Mid-Life Crisis | 11:28.985 |
| God Says Vladimir Putin Is The Good Guy, Here! | 15:11.668 |
| Baking Shit Brownies | 21:29.357 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 27:15.914 |
| When Your Breast Leak Blue Goo | 28:54.910 |
| Mike Tyson Is Selling Bitten Ear Weed Gummies | 33:23.982 |
| Stalker Lives In Onlyfans Model’s Attic | 36:28.044 |
| Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:23.873 |
