On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| We’ve Got A Cock Destroyer Down! Her Breast Blew Up! | 2:47.652 |
| Voicemails From An Insane Elderly Person | 8:53.972 |
| High School Teacher Flies Into A Verbal Rage | 16:56.578 |
| The Ring Of Jesus And The World’s National Anthem | 22:38.670 |
| Please Don’t Throw DV Away – Sign Up For The Sideshow | 27:17.423 |
| Dairy Queen Paid For This Porn | 28:30.981 |
| Chief International Affairs Advisor Kid Rock | 33:43.286 |
| A Video Game Addiction Leads To Crime | 37:46.442 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:22.715 |
