On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Back In The ER! | 2:29.659 |
| The Free Shitting Movement | 8:03.131 |
| The Free Bleeding Movement | 9:43.232 |
| The Angriest Man In The World Vs. The Police | 16:55.009 |
| David Super N-Word Is Back And Babbling | 23:16.515 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow | 27:41.658 |
| How Many Reps Can Your Rectum Do? | 30:17.581 |
| The Pedophile Is Calling From Inside The House! | 35:14.654 |
| Kindergarten Happy Hour With Jose Cuervo | 40:15.013 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 44:43.666 |
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