On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Supergluing Your Penis Inside Your Skin | 2:20.118 |
| Dominatrix Controlling The Dildo Machine | 6:29.495 |
| Getting Off To Sumo Diapers And Plastic Wrap | 8:36.484 |
| Pro-Life / Pro-Choice Debate | 11:16.981 |
| Protests At The Supreme Court | 15:15.146 |
| Freak Out OVer Gas Station Reward Points | 19:22.376 |
| Please Support Distorted View Daily! | 24:29.245 |
| Summon The Raging Boner Of Satan | 25:51.869 |
| Stranger Stabs Inflatable Penis Costume | 30:05.772 |
| Meth House Sells For List Price! | 33:05.584 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 37:08.394 |
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