On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Dickhole Guy’s Brother! | 1:56.045 |
| Impossible Sex Machines | 6:04.599 |
| Marshall Mathers IV Update | 7:39.655 |
| Johnny Depp / Amber Heard / And The New Jem Playset | 11:32.092 |
| Pedo From The Future Weighs In On Roe Vs. Wade | 14:24.393 |
| Karen Crashes Backyard Stand Up Show | 17:48.382 |
| Microwaving Sexing | 20:29.703 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 23:46.595 |
| Early Morning Condom Shopping | 25:16.556 |
| Masturbation Linked To Hairloss? No. It’s Clickbait | 28:08.056 |
| Attending Your DUI Hearing Drunk | 32:47.477 |
| Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 36:15.303 |
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