ON TODAY’S SHOW:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| It’s Friday Baby! | 1:43.039 |
| The National News Learns About Our Favorite Incel | 3:54.657 |
| Anime Neckbeard Has A New Love Interest | 8:39.886 |
| Livestreamer Rages At Viewers And Daddy | 14:13.230 |
| A Prolific Racist / Pedo / Song Parodist | 19:26.009 |
| The Worst Way To Handle A Routine Traffic Stop | 24:24.416 |
| Support Distorted View Daily | 27:08.072 |
| First Cum, First Serve | 28:53.369 |
| Fighting Off Cops With A 1950’s Gag Toy | 33:27.947 |
| Soda Pop Is Shrinking Your Penis | 36:10.240 |
| For Extra XP, Aim For King Kong’s Dong | 38:26.548 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:51.841 |
206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)

