Show Notes:
| Introduction | 0:00.708 |
| My Yard Is Out To Kill Me | 1:46.148 |
| Father Upset With His Daughter’s Lesbian Haircut | 8:08.890 |
| Dollar General Dhar Mann Is Back With More Life Lessons | 14:21.874 |
| Airport Meltdown | 22:32.988 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow | 26:20.154 |
| Politician Swallowed A Bee | 28:05.669 |
| Prank Calling The Police A Lot. A LOT | 32:08.675 |
| Sarah Palin Got Dick Zoomed | 35:42.815 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:35.125 |
206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)
