ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| My Greatest DV Discoveries | 1:24.004 |
| Penis Queefing – The Skillful Art Of Dick Farting | 3:30.398 |
| Alpha Turds Going Down A Beta Mouth | 10:27.383 |
| Meade Skelton Is Going Oofey Doofey | 17:02.996 |
| Meade’s Musical Tribute To Himself | 24:29.636 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 26:47.208 |
| High On Acid, Talking To A Horse | 28:31.399 |
| Gravy Wrestling Is Back, Baby! | 33:20.988 |
| Elderly People Drinking Dish Washing Soap | 36:24.794 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:02.023 |

