ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Septemberfest Is Bullshit | 2:06.149 |
| Sextastic Tuesday – Mommy Snuffs Out Her Girlscout Daughter | 7:14.000 |
| Handicap Parking Spot Fight | 21:00.598 |
| Letting Women Vote Is Destroying God’s America | 23:03.054 |
| Support Distorted View! | 27:15.610 |
| Vaginal Laser Beams | 29:29.946 |
| Fair Ride Malfunction – A Tower Of Terror | 35:19.328 |
| Ketchup Stained Fashion! | 39:14.756 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 | 42:27.916 |
