ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| More Versions Of Jump | 1:47.289 |
| Officer Happy Ending | 2:59.302 |
| Following Up With A Death Threat At Autozone | 11:29.847 |
| New Political Ads: Grandma Raps And Punk Rock Yacht Magnate | 16:53.982 |
| Humiliated At The Car Wash | 23:14.294 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow | 26:15.691 |
| Instagram Model Calls Out Adam Levine For Cheating | 29:15.753 |
| Dog The Bounty Hunter Finds Religion | 35:40.306 |
| Marinating Chicken In Black Out Coma Juice | 42:02.411 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 44:41.640 |
