ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.570 |
| Lincoln, Hitler, And Online Dating With Meade | 1:55.757 |
| New Dating App For Conservatives | 12:34.486 |
| Taste The Biscuit / Love Scars | 15:36.744 |
| Dispute Over Bottled Water Delivery | 19:28.607 |
| Self Inflicted Dick Shooting | 23:02.102 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow and Support DV | 26:14.507 |
| Unnecessarily Antagonistic Traffic Stop | 27:45.528 |
| Ordering Nude Photos At McDonalds | 35:18.766 |
| Don’t Jet Ski Into The Hurricane | 37:23.446 |
| Doing Coke With The Babysitter | 38:25.523 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463/ Ending | 41:40.909 |
